Monthly Archives: September 2010

Solarbabies

Roller Skating: 10/10 All-Star Cast: 1/10 Stereotypical 1 Black Kid: 8/10 “What’s the hardest part about roller skating?  Telling your dad that your gay.”  How many times have I heard that joke since I decided to strap on some roller blades and … Continue reading

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Critters

Space Bounty Hunters: 9/10 Alien Menace: 9/10 Homemade Explosives: 8/10 I think that there were two movies in the 80’s where they tried to make otherwise cute creatures into evil monsters.  The first, and in my opinion the more successful … Continue reading

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Yellowbeard

Monty Python: 10/10 Rape(funny rape…so it’s ok): 9/10 Swashbuckling: ?/10(I’m not sure what ‘swashbuckling’ is…) Anybody else a Monty Python fan?  I sure as hell am, and anybody that isn’t should have the piece of dumbass removed from their brains.  … Continue reading

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Django

Tough Guys: 8/10 Gunslinger Quality: 10/10 Creepy Coffin: 8/10 Open up the Badass Factory and you can take this one right off the line.  Pure, intense, and frightfully awesome, this spaghetti western comes from Italy, and treats us all to … Continue reading

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The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Rock’n’roll: 6/10 Rocket-Truck: 8/10 The 8th Dimension: 2/10 Another one for the record books, this was a great keeper for me.  True, it doesn’t quite live up to the title, but there’s really no way that it could.  This sci-fi spy epic … Continue reading

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Satan’s Playground

Creepy Old Lady: 8/10 Hammer To The Head: 9/10 Successfully Using Phone: 0/10 I love it when I come across a horror movie that throws sense to the wind and just focuses on creepy-ass people doing creepy-ass things.  There is … Continue reading

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Hackers

Computer Graphics: 6/10 Techno-Speak: 6/10 Hacking: 8/10 Welcome to the futuristic world of the mid-90’s.  Everybody roller blades, people where flannel like its going out of style(I guess it kind of did…), and nobody knows what is actually going on … Continue reading

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