Monthly Archives: October 2010

Bad Scary Movies For A Bad Scary Night-Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween everybody!  Easily one of my favorite holidays (next to my birthday which should be celebrated nationally) is the night of Halloween, where kids get to dress up as their favorite heroes and women get to dress up as … Continue reading

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The Crow: City Of Angels

Revenge: 8/10 Face Paint: 4/10 Psychopomps: 7/10 Despite being extremely “Emo”, and one of those movies that I usually want to punch people in the face for quoting as their “favorite”, The Crow is a pretty bad-ass movie.  It stands … Continue reading

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Special Post #50-Hard Revenge, Milly: Bloody Battle

Hard Revenge: 8/10 Milly’s Hair: 10/10 Weaponry: 9/10 Welcome to my 50th post!  It’s been a long road filled with bad movies and sleepless nights, but I’ve made it here, and I don’t intend to stop any time soon(I’m coming … Continue reading

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The Brave Little Toaster

Musical Numbers: 5/10 Appliance Ingenuity: 9/10 Inspirational Ending: 2/10 I don’t write up too many children’s movies on here, and that’s for good reason.  Growing up with a constant stream of kiddie flicks going into my manly eyehole has had the unexpected … Continue reading

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Tamara

Tamara: 6/10 Witch Powers: 6/10 Nudity: 0/10 Here’s a movie that I’ve been meaning to get around to for a while…for reasons……shut up!  I have no shame when it comes to movies about girls running around in ridiculously short skirts … Continue reading

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Zone Troopers

Alien Design: 5/10 Disintegrating Nazis: 8/10 Bumming Smokes: 9/10 I love it when random elements get mixed together in odd scenarios.  Danny Bilson, whom I love for his direction of the short-lived live-action “The Flash” TV series, brings us this story … Continue reading

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Pushed To The Limit

Soundtrack: 1/10 Script: 1/10 Good Old Fashioned Bad Movie: 10/10 It’s time to return back to my roots, back to the movies that are just terrible for the sake of being terrible.  What could be better than a movie from … Continue reading

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