Monthly Archives: November 2010

Redline

Acting: 1/10 Character Development: 3/10 Plot Substituted With Girls/Cars: 9/10 I hope everyone enjoyed a nice Thanksgiving with plenty of fixin’s!  I ate my fair share, and learned that pie with a side of pie does not constitute a meal…yet.  … Continue reading

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The Hills Have Eyes 2

Bad-Ass Dog: 10/10 Predictability: 9/10 Disgusting Mutants: 2/10 Sequels!  Always with the sequels!  I was actually asked to watch The Hills Have Eyes 3, but after an extensive search(I just looked on IMDB), I have come to the conclusion that the movie … Continue reading

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Die You Zombie Bastards!

Boobage: 9/10 Blood’n’Guts: 9/10 Disgusted Moments While Watching: 8/10 I was either really bored or really crazy to watch more than 5 minutes of this movie.  I know, I know, the title is awesome and the cover looks promising, but … Continue reading

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Ghosts Of Mars

Bad Acting: 9/10 Plot Holes: 9/10 Space Weapons: 0/10 I love almost anything John Carpenter does.  From his basic soundtracks to his way of just making movies based on ideas that he thinks are “bad-ass”, it’s usually a no-miss formula.  … Continue reading

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Chopping Mall

Rampaging Killbots: 7/10 80’s Nudity: 8/10 Actual Chopping: 0/10 I’m back!  Yes, I’ve been taking a little break from movies to delve into the world of Fable 3(it’s not too great), but I’ve finally gotten the video game monkey(Donkey Kong?) … Continue reading

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Earth Girls Are Easy

Alien Powers: 5/10 Epic Dance-Off: 9/10 80’s Musical Numbers: 10/10 Here’s something refreshingly light!  From the title to the ending scenes, this movie is nothing but silly and fun(with some sexy stuff thrown in for the kids).  You’ve never seen … Continue reading

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Bitch Slap

Cleavage: 10/10 Nudity: 0/10 Gratuitous Girl-On-Girl Water Fight: 9/10 Thank god for this blog giving me an excuse to watch a movie like this without feeling like a pathetic loser or a desperate pervert.  True, this movie goes a long way … Continue reading

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