Monthly Archives: December 2010

Crash Test

Background Music: 3/10 New Zealand Accents: 9/10 Crashes: 1/10 The last post I will be doing for this year, and it’s about a movie that I got very little joy out of watching…that’s about par.  This week has been a … Continue reading

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I Was A Teenage Ninja

Acting/Costumes/Backgrounds: 2/10 Long, Sustained Shots Of Rubbing Boobs: 8/10 Necessary Sex Scenes: 3/10 Merry X-Mas and a Happy Boxing Day to all!  I did pretty well, managed to get a GPS for my car so that I (and the Government) … Continue reading

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Troll 2

Vegetarian Propaganda: 9/10 The Color Green: 9/10 Trolls: 0/10 When I was in the second grade, I was in a play called “The Shoemaker And The Elves”.  I was the lead role(of course), Hans the Shoemaker, and I had a … Continue reading

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Arena

Aliens: 6/10 Fight Choreography: 3/10 Awesome Story Idea: 10/10 Let me tell you all a little story about a young, charismatic, pretty good-looking child (it’s not creepy if I’m talking about myself) who had a dream.  Since the early ages … Continue reading

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The Stuff

Dangerously Delicious: 9/10 Thought Into Title: 0/10 Explanation Of Story: 1/10 Oh Dang!  I love getting suggestions from Michele!  She knows exactly what movies turn my gears (and anything else that turns my gears), so it’s always a good time!  … Continue reading

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The Dentist/The Dentist 2: Brace Yourself

Molars: 5/10 Incisors: 7/10 The Mighty Canines: 9/10 And yes, it’s a double feature! Sequel Subtitle: 10/10 Special Mouth Effects: 2/10 Stupid Ending: 9/10 Yeah, it’s once again time for a little 2-in-1, you lucky so-and-sos!  This request half-heartedly comes … Continue reading

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House On Haunted Hill

Ghosts: 1/10 Plot Twists: 7/10 Vincent Price’s Moustache: 10/10 + A Gold Star I was skeptical at first as to whether this movie deserved to be on here.  After all, could I really claim that Vincent Price made a bad … Continue reading

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