Monthly Archives: January 2011

Tromeo And Juliet

Accuracy To Original Story: 7/10 Narrator: 10/10 Troma Film Status: 10/10 If only Shakespeare were alive to see what his simple play about puppy love and stupid kids could have become!  Romeo & Juliet, possibly the most over-rated and nauseatingly … Continue reading

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Black Belt Jones

Character Names: 9/10 EOAK(Equal Opportunity Ass Kicking): 9/10 Jim Kelly’s Afro: 10/10 To give you some rare insight into my personal views, Enter The Dragon is one of my favorite movies.  It has everything that a guy like me (i.e. … Continue reading

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Trancers

Future Technology: 7/10 Funny Fight Scenes: 8/10 Accurate Cover Art: 0/10 It’s a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining, and I just discovered that I have an orange tree in my backyard.  Don’t ask me why I didn’t know … Continue reading

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Mutant Hunt

Outfits Of The Future: 2/10 Robot Difficulty: 2/10 Sunglasses: 9/10 I’ve never been one to shy away from the following words in a movie description: robot, cyborg, mutant, future, killer, only one man can stop them.  OK, that last bit … Continue reading

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Ghost Warrior

Bushido: 10/10 Subtitles: 0/10 Culture Shock: 9/10 You know how the Samurai were the most bad ass dudes to ever walk the planet?  (If you say “ninjas” you are wrong, and if you say “pirates” your opinion doesn’t matter anyway)  … Continue reading

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Cherry 2000

Sexual References: 7/10 Bad Guy’s Aim: 0/10 Woman VS. Sexbot Paradox: 10/10 I really need to start categorizing my movie reviews better, now that I have a sizeable collection starting to pile up.  I think a category that I need … Continue reading

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Tank Girl

Outfits: 10/10 Fun With Tanks: 8/10 Use Of Animation: 9/10 There were so many great and campy movies from the 90’s that I just can’t wait to watch, and ruin, for my blog.  True, Tank Girl doesn’t really stand out in … Continue reading

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