Monthly Archives: February 2011

Left Behind

Religious Propaganda: 10/10 Kirk Cameron Being A Tool: 10/10 Emotional/Spiritual Catharsis: 0/10 Kirk Cameron is a douchebag.  I hate him more than any other person in the universe, and that includes God, aliens, homeless people, and the assholes that work … Continue reading

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C.H.U.D. – Dueling Review #2

Homeless People Variety: 10/10 C.H.U.D. Powers: 5/10 Ninja Turtles: 0/10 Another bad movie suggested by and watched with Chako from The Awesome Man’s Burden, and all I can say is that it lived up to my expectations.  Welcome to the … Continue reading

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Prison Planet (Badlanders)

Acting: 1/10 Scenery: 1/10 Ridiculous Villain: 9/10 What have we here?  A movie that boasts “Mad Max meets American Gladiators“?  Why the hell would I ever want those two things anywhere near each other?  On the one hand, we have … Continue reading

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R.O.T.O.R.

Obvious Dubbing: 9/10 Robot Powers: 6/10 Rescue Plan: 2/10 Coming to you from my favorite sitting chair in a dim-lit bedroom wearing some shorts and eating Stagg Chili (a man’s chili), I bring to you a forgotten sci-fi classic that … Continue reading

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Prison A-Go-Go!

Shower Scenes: 8/10* Rape Jokes: 7/10 Pointless Zombies: 10/10 I had no idea what to expect from this one, seeing as every review that I read for it focused on a different aspect of its craziness.  There was one recurring … Continue reading

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Pocket Ninjas

Excessive Montages: 10/10 Dangerous Villains: 1/10 Fight Choreography: 1/10 I’ve got a special one for ya’ll today!  My quest has brought me to the IMDB Bottom 100 Movies, and let me tell you that there are some impressive titles on there.  … Continue reading

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Solo

Part Man: 0/10 Part Machine: 9/10 Total Weapon: 7/10 Remember this one?  It’s great!  In fact, it was so good that Kurt Russell practically remade it a year later in the form of a movie called Soldier (quite possibly an … Continue reading

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