Monthly Archives: March 2011

Dead Snow

Blood and Gore: 9/10 Zombies: 9/10 Hope: 0/10 Here’s a fun one: Nazi zombies.  How great is that concept?  I only wish that I had watched it sooner, because this movie kicked some serious ass.  True, I’m not in the … Continue reading

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Re-Animator

Talking Heads: 7/10 Creepy Guys: 9/10 Syringes: 10/10 OK, I know that I’ve been a little lagging lately, but even the best of us (and I am the very best) need to take a little vacation.  Did I go to … Continue reading

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100th Post Special

It’s been a long and winding road, but I’ve finally made it to the coveted 100th post that most people only dream about when they start some crappy blog.  Well, I’m still here, and I intend to keep going (quite … Continue reading

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Baby Geniuses/Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies

Child Exploitation: 10/10 Writing: 0/10 Loss Of Hope For The Human Race: 10/10 Yeah, we have a two-parter today… Child Exploitation: 10/10 Common Sense: 0/10 Horrible Parenting: 10/10 What we have here is a golden example of why people should … Continue reading

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Supernova

Space Sex: 7/10 Dimensions: 9/10 Ending: 1/10 Everyone can remember the first time that they watched a movie and went “this blows”, and I’m pleased to say that this is mine.  I watched it again just to make sure that … Continue reading

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K-9000

Dog’s Voice: 6/10 Allstate Guy: 9/10 Machines Being Dicks: 10/10 I love dogs, and there is nothing wrong (i.e. unmanly) about admitting it.  I think it’s a genetic thing, but who knows?  I enjoy sitting down with my favorite two … Continue reading

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Futuresport

Wesley Snipes’ Accent: 2/10 Dean Cain’s Career: 1/10 Rules Of Futuresport: 9/10 What ever happened to Dean Cain?   The guy played Superman, hosted Ripley’s Believe It Or Not, did this movie, and then vanished into thin air.  Maybe Lex Luthor … Continue reading

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