Monthly Archives: May 2011

Rubber

Psychic Powers: 7/10 Fourth Wall: 0/10 No F**king Reason: 10/10 It’s extremely rare when I venture out of the dark cave of awesome that I live in to go to a theatre AND pay to watch a movie (I’ve got … Continue reading

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Eyeborgs

Sword Fights: 0/10 Robots: 9/10 Danny Trejo: 8/10 In this chilling look in to a possible future of privacy invasion, someone gets the bright idea to equip extremely maneuverable¬†robots with cameras, dubbing them the titular “eyeborgs”.¬†¬† The title alone makes … Continue reading

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Princess Of Mars

Production Value: 3/10 Traci Lords: 7/10 Alien Intelligence: 4/10 There is a production studio out there that should just go ahead and reserve a permanent spot on my blog, because their bread and butter is making crappy versions of popular … Continue reading

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