Author Archives: BadMovieBob

Catwoman

Badass-ness: 1/10 Final Villain: 1/10 Bitch-slaps: 9/10 This ruins Catwoman.  If that’s all you read, then it’s all you need to know.  If you want to continue on, then might I suggest Exhibit #1: Halle Berry.  In whose drugged up fantasy … Continue reading

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Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead

Song and Dance: 7/10 Chicken Fuckers: 8/10 Lemmy Kilmister: 0/10 (unacceptable) A Troma Team Production.  Is there any sweeter phrase to see at the beginning of a movie?  I submit to you that there is not.  Today’s adventure in to the … Continue reading

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The Garbage Pail Kids

Nostalgia: 4/10 Bullying: 9/10 Fashion: 9/10 Remember simpler days of trading cards and Ecto-Cooler Hi-C?  When lunch boxes and thermoses roamed the Earth in a completely un-ironic way, and things like pogs and giga-pets were still just a dream in some Japanese … Continue reading

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The Baby

Creepy Factor: 9/10 Swingers: 8/10 Awkward Family Moments: 10/10 Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there.  I was just sitting here, sipping away at my scotch, trying to erase the mental trauma of a little ditty called The Baby.  You … Continue reading

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Iron Sky

Nazis: 8/10 Government Officials: 8/10 Soundtrack: 8/10 In true rock star fashion, my days have been filled with sex, drugs, and rock’n’roll.  Unfortunately for you, that means that I took another of my famous breaks from writing in order to … Continue reading

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Monster High

Boobies: 7/10 Monsters: 6/10 Basketball Game For Fate Of The World: 3/10 Welcome back for another round of me dominating the bad-movie world with my amazing good looks and quasi-clever commentary.  Today’s special is brought to you by the sexible and … Continue reading

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Dueling Review: The Taint

Penis Count: 10/10 Blood AND Semen: 10/10 Do-It-Yourself Abortion: 8/10 Is it that time again to rock your collective faces off with a Dueling Review by myself and a certain drunken rabble rouser who calls himself Juan?  I believe it is, … Continue reading

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