Category Archives: Horror Movies

Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead

Song and Dance: 7/10 Chicken Fuckers: 8/10 Lemmy Kilmister: 0/10 (unacceptable) A Troma Team Production.  Is there any sweeter phrase to see at the beginning of a movie?  I submit to you that there is not.  Today’s adventure in to the … Continue reading

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The Baby

Creepy Factor: 9/10 Swingers: 8/10 Awkward Family Moments: 10/10 Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there.  I was just sitting here, sipping away at my scotch, trying to erase the mental trauma of a little ditty called The Baby.  You … Continue reading

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Monster High

Boobies: 7/10 Monsters: 6/10 Basketball Game For Fate Of The World: 3/10 Welcome back for another round of me dominating the bad-movie world with my amazing good looks and quasi-clever commentary.  Today’s special is brought to you by the sexible and … Continue reading

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Dueling Review: The Taint

Penis Count: 10/10 Blood AND Semen: 10/10 Do-It-Yourself Abortion: 8/10 Is it that time again to rock your collective faces off with a Dueling Review by myself and a certain drunken rabble rouser who calls himself Juan?  I believe it is, … Continue reading

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Humanoids From The Deep

Monster Rape: 9/10 “Scientific” Explanations: 7/10 The Humanoids’ Design: 5/10 I’ve done cat-people, rat-people, and sheep-people, so the only logical step to take next would have to be fish-people.  That’s right, today’s movie that has made its way from the depths … Continue reading

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Chillerama

Welcome one and all to another great review that will be shared between myself, who is the master of bad movies, and Chako of The Awesome Man’s Burden, who is the master of all things drunken.  I tried for the title recently, … Continue reading

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Thankskilling

Family Ties: 1/10 Evil Turkey: 9/10 Football References: 7/10 Welcome one and all to my Thanksgiving Special!  If you’re anything like me, then you love a holiday that involves nothing more than eating and watching bad movies before you pass … Continue reading

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