Category Archives: Post Apocalyptic Movies

Dueling Review: The Taint

Penis Count: 10/10 Blood AND Semen: 10/10 Do-It-Yourself Abortion: 8/10 Is it that time again to rock your collective faces off with a Dueling Review by myself and a certain drunken rabble rouser who calls himself Juan?  I believe it is, … Continue reading

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Left Behind

Religious Propaganda: 10/10 Kirk Cameron Being A Tool: 10/10 Emotional/Spiritual Catharsis: 0/10 Kirk Cameron is a douchebag.  I hate him more than any other person in the universe, and that includes God, aliens, homeless people, and the assholes that work … Continue reading

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Prison Planet (Badlanders)

Acting: 1/10 Scenery: 1/10 Ridiculous Villain: 9/10 What have we here?  A movie that boasts “Mad Max meets American Gladiators“?  Why the hell would I ever want those two things anywhere near each other?  On the one hand, we have … Continue reading

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Trancers

Future Technology: 7/10 Funny Fight Scenes: 8/10 Accurate Cover Art: 0/10 It’s a beautiful day outside, the sun is shining, and I just discovered that I have an orange tree in my backyard.  Don’t ask me why I didn’t know … Continue reading

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Cherry 2000

Sexual References: 7/10 Bad Guy’s Aim: 0/10 Woman VS. Sexbot Paradox: 10/10 I really need to start categorizing my movie reviews better, now that I have a sizeable collection starting to pile up.  I think a category that I need … Continue reading

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