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Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead

Song and Dance: 7/10 Chicken Fuckers: 8/10 Lemmy Kilmister: 0/10 (unacceptable) A Troma Team Production.  Is there any sweeter phrase to see at the beginning of a movie?  I submit to you that there is not.  Today’s adventure in to the … Continue reading

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Chillerama

Welcome one and all to another great review that will be shared between myself, who is the master of bad movies, and Chako of The Awesome Man’s Burden, who is the master of all things drunken.  I tried for the title recently, … Continue reading

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Manos: The Hands Of Fate

Dubbing: 2/10 Hands: 10/10 Polygamy: 10/10 I enjoy watching bad movies because there is something deeply wrong with me, but there are other reasons as well.  As many people are aware, I am a very big fan of Elvira, the … Continue reading

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Attack/Return Of The Killer Tomatoes

Tomatoes: 10/10 Musical Numbers: 2/10 Special Effects: 4/10 Skillfully and excellently followed by… Mad Scientist: 8/10 Product Placement: 9/10 Tomato Discrimination: 8/10 Tomatoes are inherently evil, we all know that.  They mockingly dance between fruit and vegetable, never revealing what … Continue reading

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Razortooth

CGI: 1/10 Script: 1/10 Ending: 1/10 What can I say about this horrible movie that the cover doesn’t already scream?  It seems that every single animal in the world is supposed to have a horror movie that makes it the … Continue reading

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Dead Snow

Blood and Gore: 9/10 Zombies: 9/10 Hope: 0/10 Here’s a fun one: Nazi zombies.  How great is that concept?  I only wish that I had watched it sooner, because this movie kicked some serious ass.  True, I’m not in the … Continue reading

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Re-Animator

Talking Heads: 7/10 Creepy Guys: 9/10 Syringes: 10/10 OK, I know that I’ve been a little lagging lately, but even the best of us (and I am the very best) need to take a little vacation.  Did I go to … Continue reading

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