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Poultrygeist: Night Of The Chicken Dead

Song and Dance: 7/10 Chicken Fuckers: 8/10 Lemmy Kilmister: 0/10 (unacceptable) A Troma Team Production.  Is there any sweeter phrase to see at the beginning of a movie?  I submit to you that there is not.  Today’s adventure in to the … Continue reading

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Dueling Review: The Taint

Penis Count: 10/10 Blood AND Semen: 10/10 Do-It-Yourself Abortion: 8/10 Is it that time again to rock your collective faces off with a Dueling Review by myself and a certain drunken rabble rouser who calls himself Juan?  I believe it is, … Continue reading

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Chillerama

Welcome one and all to another great review that will be shared between myself, who is the master of bad movies, and Chako of The Awesome Man’s Burden, who is the master of all things drunken.  I tried for the title recently, … Continue reading

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Planet Of The Vampires

Vampires: 0/10 Zombies: 2/10 Colorscope Glory: 9/10 I don’t ask for much when I watch movies, but I do expect a whole lot from the title.  For instance, if you have a film called Planet Of The Vampires, then I … Continue reading

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Dead Snow

Blood and Gore: 9/10 Zombies: 9/10 Hope: 0/10 Here’s a fun one: Nazi zombies.  How great is that concept?  I only wish that I had watched it sooner, because this movie kicked some serious ass.  True, I’m not in the … Continue reading

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Re-Animator

Talking Heads: 7/10 Creepy Guys: 9/10 Syringes: 10/10 OK, I know that I’ve been a little lagging lately, but even the best of us (and I am the very best) need to take a little vacation.  Did I go to … Continue reading

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100th Post Special

It’s been a long and winding road, but I’ve finally made it to the coveted 100th post that most people only dream about when they start some crappy blog.  Well, I’m still here, and I intend to keep going (quite … Continue reading

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