Tommy Wiseau Is An Alien

This face is not human.

Here at Bob’s Bad Movie Blog, we (i.e. Me) are dedicated to the truth.  Ever since my first viewing of The Room, starring Tommy Wiseau, I have had a gnawing at the back of my mind like something in the world wasn’t right.  Now, at first my theory was just playful speculation, but the more that I uncovered, the stronger that my convictions became.  This page is dedicated to uncovering the truth about Tommy Wiseau, and that truth is that he is not of Earthly origin.  I am not saying this as a joke. I truly believe that Tommy Wiseau is an extra-terrestrial, and this is where I want all of the facts to come out.

 

This picture doesn't even look real. A computer simulation made with alien technology.

“Famously Mysterious”: Little is known about Tommy’s history, and almost nothing is known beyond 10 years ago.  His birthday is October 3rd, 1968 (supposedly), and his point of origin is New Orleans.  I believe this to be the first clue as to how long he has been here.  Obviously, if he wasn’t on the planet until 15-20 years ago, there would be no record of him anywhere.  October 3rd is most likely the date that he landed, but the year could simply be his own guess as to how old he looks.  My personal theory is that he arrived at some point in the late 80’s/early 90’s, but I have nothing to help me narrow that down.  New Orleans is where I think that he landed, but that could easily just be to throw people off.

Language Barrier: Tommy Wiseau has an accent that I have been unable to place.  He claims that he moved between Europe and America frequently, living in France for an extended time.  If I were an alien who was trying to learn Earth’s languages, I would quickly find an excuse for any strange dialects in my voice.  By saying he is from New Orleans and Europe, he thinks that he can explain the fact that he talks like a 5 year-old, but it just doesn’t hold water.  His accent is unreal, and his mastery of the English language is rudimentary at best.  He doesn’t understand emoting or emphasis, and at times it seems like he just strings random words together to form quasi-sentences.  Here he is reciting a sonnet as if he learned how to speak from an airplane pilot.

And here’s a clip from The Room, showcasing his lack of understanding in the realm of human emotion.

Personal Funds: The Room, which was produced/directed/written by and starred Tommy Wiseau was also completely funded out-of-pocket by him (so….he produced it….).  The actual figure is unknown, but the number that I keep seeing pop up is around 6 million for the finished product.  Where did Tommy get 6 million dollars to throw away on a horrible movie with absolutely no previous films to draw on?  Nobody knows.  My theory: he sells his alien technology in secret and lives off of the profit for years (not unlike the film The Man Who Fell To Earth).

Acting Experience: According to IMDB, Tommy Wiseau was professionally trained to be an actor at American Conservatory Theater, Vince Chase Workshop, Jean Shelton Acting Lab, Laney College and Stella Adler Academy of Acting.  This would be extremely expensive, but as I’ve already pointed out, that wouldn’t be an issue.  With the amount of apparent schooling that he allegedly received, it’s hard to believe that his abilities would be anything less than passable, and yet he remains utterly incapable of maintaining a believable moment while performing.  Yes, I know that this isn’t proof that he is an alien, but I thought somebody should point it out.  Here’s another clip.

He’s An Alien: My final point is that he is an alien.  Plain and simple.  He is.  The following clip is a 7 minute interview that Tommy Wiseau did for The Room DVD, and I want you to watch it with the knowledge that he is a visitor from another planet.  If you can keep that in mind and watch this, I can guarantee that your eyes will be opened to the truth.

Interview Notes:

  • The opening for “Wiseau Films” is a W flying around space (much like Wiseau himself) and coming to Earth.
  • Tommy wants you to see the movie “at your theatre”, which either means he assumes everyone on Earth has their own theatre, or he doesn’t understand what a DVD actually is.
  • He doesn’t actually explain anything about how he made The Room, just that he came up with the idea and then made it.  A human would find that too vague a response and at least make something up.
  • The title “The Room” has a special meaning to Tommy.  I assume that on his alien home world, everyone spends most of their lives in a singular room.
  • When Tommy says “person”, he has to specify “he or she”.  I believe that there are multiple sexes on his home planet, not just male or female.
  • I think Tommy believes that some movies are made “by accident”, which stems from the possibility that creativity is only a random occurence on his home world.
  • Tommy has no idea that there is a difference between “football” and “catch”.  Also, he assumes that nobody plays football outside of the big stadiums that he has seen, which indicates another lack of social interaction with humans.
  • The idea of The Room is to express yourself while watching it, and I think this is a scheme set up by Tony to record real human reactions in an effort to better duplicate them.
  • Tommy says that he enjoys being an actor because it allows him to “experience” his “emotions”.  Well, that sounds like the talk of someone who doesn’t understand what emotions are.
  • Tommy claims that he will be releasing a DVD documentary about the difference between HD and 35mm film, and that he will also be writing a book about it.  Being an alien, he obviously doesn’t understand the simple technologies of Earth, and believes that we the people are also morons.
  • His plan is to invade our TVs and theatres, much like an alien would plan to invade Earth.  Coincidence?
  • “The Room is not for everyone….every American should see it twice”.  This sort of contradicts itself, but my main worry is that he’s claiming to be American.  I think he originally wanted to say “human” instead, but that would have been too obvious.
  • The constant dubbing and cutting in this entire interview demonstrates just how unreliable his understanding of English remains.  He is obviously incapable of completing a sentence without reverting to his alien language, which of course must then be edited out.

Please help me in exposing Tommy Wiseau by providing any proof that you come across, and together we can finally bring this great charade to an end.  I can only do so much on my own, but I know that with enough help we can bring the truth in to the light.  We are not alone in this universe.

44 Responses to Tommy Wiseau Is An Alien

  1. Michal says:

    Haha, you must be kidding, alien, I got the picture!

  2. Bengbab says:

    Oh wow, this is an amazing read. I have not laughed so hard in a while. I especially liked the check list at the end.
    I have to agree with your main point, he is definitely an alien (or robot with poor AI module).

  3. Anonymous says:

    ‘I fed up with this world’. As he was the producer he had an input into the script and may have well written it himself. I believe this is a confession that he wants to leave earth and return to his home planet. If he ‘dies’ or goes ‘missing’ anytime over the next few years we know that he has left this planet,

  4. nick says:

    What’s even more weird is that he has a web series now where he talks to an alien! I’m not much of an E.T believer but also think there is more out there than just us. Not even the seconds I clicked on this site was I thinking that he was. I really don’t have those thoughts feel so convincing

    • BadMovieBob says:

      I think I understand what you’re saying, and all I can reply with is that you should go with your gut on this one. The man is clearly from another planet, but in the past couple years I think he has become accepted and thus more comfortable. I am hoping he will slip up in a major way so that we can catch him.

  5. Krista says:

    You should watch this video, at around 1:20 he refers to human beings as “they” then switches to “we”… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x8Ok_YGjPY&feature=relmfu

    • BadMovieBob says:

      Thank you so much for this contribution to this page. Another brick has been added my wall of evidence, and soon I will have all of the proof I need to expose Mr. Wiseau for what he is, and is not.

  6. Rob says:

    what can i say i agree with everything you pointed out he is without a doubt an alien and more people should see this like on youtube or any social networking sites and stuff

  7. Anonymous says:

    I actually heard from someone claiming to be an alien that Tommy Wiseau is from their planet.

  8. Anonymous says:

    I’m so glad that I’m not the only one that believes in this. His misunderstanding of basic human emotions and his dubious past both point to this. I bet he was some spoiled alien kid that decided to do an experiment on Earth.

    • BadMovieBob says:

      This is a plausable theory, though I would assume that wherever he is from, he was taken away by force. Though the idea that he was sent to Earth to learn our ways in preparation for an invasion gives me hope that we would definitely stand a chance of defending ourselves.

  9. I totally agree! I thought the same thing when watching the movie. All the dialogue seems to be directly extracted from an English Phrasebook. “What a great story, Mark!” He has no understanding of how human interaction works. Much of the films themes seem as if they have searched “what do humas enjoy?” on google: sex, football, tuxedos. Also the drunk seem follows this pattern “what do humas do when drunk?” Laugh, spill drinks, lose motor skills and put ties on their heads. Also, it is as if he has just incorporated every common realist movie topic into one film: love, betrayal, friendship, drugs, cancer, suicide, family disputes about money. It is as if they have just watched 50 or so popular movies, wrote down what happened and incorporated it into a script.

    • BadMovieBob says:

      And so, another person is not fooled by his sad attempt to be human. Stay posted for an upcoming segment in which I mail a letter to Mr. Wiseau asking him to come forward and accept what he is….and is not.

  10. rob says:

    yup this guy is definitely an alien you should share this blog or whatever on youtube, or facebook, digg, or twitter ETC because at first suspected that he might be an alien but this blog opened my eyes

  11. Anonymous says:

    I can’t wait for you to expose him for what he truly is!

  12. Dualte says:

    i believe so too, something else that I haven’t seen pointed out here is the fact that he can’t do normal human functions like something as simple as laughing, if you pay attention he actually goes “ha ha” he doesn’t even know how to laugh, he obviously is forcing it somehow. and when he is just standing around is doesnt look natural either, his head is like leaning to a side, as if his real body is doesnt allow him to stand like we normally would do.

    • BadMovieBob says:

      You’re right, he does only say “ha ha”, interesting point. His inability to process human emotion must restrict his understanding of laughter, leading me to believe that his planet does not contain such things.

  13. Mikey says:

    We at Bride Of Crapula heartily endorse your theory. Tommy Wiseau transcends normal human behaviour. The question is- for good or evil? Our own take on The Room concurs in almost every way… http://brideofcrapula.com/index.php/2012/04/05/the-room/

    • BadMovieBob says:

      Pleasure to meet other people that risk sanity and inner peace to watch the things that no one should ever have to. Your site is done well, and the fact that you agree with me makes you awesome. Keep working to expose the truth!

  14. NotSteve says:

    You bring up good points, Yet I must say, If he is indeed an alien, why remain so hidden?

  15. Anonymous says:

    I think i may have witnessed his coming out… last night at a showing of the Room in the Q&A that happened before the movie, he was asked about Tommy Wi-show. “will you ever kill the alien” his response ” I am not trying to kill the alien (insert some of his language here) i am one” bam! check and mate! also when asked “are you from France” he attempted to speak basic french in a level known by most 3rd grade french students. it sounded just as awkward as him speaking English and some of the words were blatantly not french at all. another nail in the coffin for France juts being a cover up. Also when i got a picture taken with him i couldn’t help but notice an odor that was unrecognizably bad. also a Friend that i had gone with managed to touch his arm and described his flesh as mushy, I too believe that there is some sort of body suit over his real form, which would explain all the odd lumpy wanna be muscles as seen in the sex scene. I am not crazy and do not normally believe in E.T. but there is just no hiding the truth that the room is his interpretation of how human life works.

  16. Goodwolf says:

    Tommy Wiseau for world Peace.

    • Serkan says:

      oh man- people watch the room in Canada?! I thgouht that was just a weird LA thing. They screen it at midnight once a month at the Leammle 5 in Hollywood and Tommy Wiseau usually comes out to the screening. When I went he did a Q&A session BEFORE the movie… so weird. I can’t tell if he knows that people are making fun of him and is going along with it and is therefore a genius, OR if he is an idiot who made the worst movie ever and really believes he is a good actor and has made a legitimately good movie. The world may never know.Also, when you go to a screening, people pass out plastic spoons to you when you arrive which you are supposed to throw at the screen at certain parts during the movie (can’t remember why?). Every time there was a weird sex scene people would get up and start throwing a football around or take a smoke break. And there was a running commentary by the crowd the whole time. People are obsessed with this movie and go to see it every month- I think amateur comedians use it as a place to test new material too- ha! See that movie was one of the strangest/ most awesome/ awkward experiences of my life.

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  17. Earth Citizen says:

    You all a liar you no good you just jealous that Tommy make great picture that all ηζθ enjoy at least ones. You say Tommy Wiseau is alien Ha-Ha-Ha Ha Tommy ѪЙ Лξ Ѧ is from America and earth, you must be kidding Ha-aha!

  18. belphagor says:

    In this clip Tommy Wiseau attempts to convince the public that he was not an alien contrasted himself to an alien to make himself seem human. seems like what an alien much knowledge of how humans would react to such a video would do.

    • Daniel says:

      oh man- people watch the room in Canada?! I tuhoght that was just a weird LA thing. They screen it at midnight once a month at the Leammle 5 in Hollywood and Tommy Wiseau usually comes out to the screening. When I went he did a Q&A session BEFORE the movie… so weird. I can’t tell if he knows that people are making fun of him and is going along with it and is therefore a genius, OR if he is an idiot who made the worst movie ever and really believes he is a good actor and has made a legitimately good movie. The world may never know.Also, when you go to a screening, people pass out plastic spoons to you when you arrive which you are supposed to throw at the screen at certain parts during the movie (can’t remember why?). Every time there was a weird sex scene people would get up and start throwing a football around or take a smoke break. And there was a running commentary by the crowd the whole time. People are obsessed with this movie and go to see it every month- I think amateur comedians use it as a place to test new material too- ha! See that movie was one of the strangest/ most awesome/ awkward experiences of my life.

  19. I am a believer! This guy is an alien! Or at the very least he is some type of angel put here to remind us of our sins.

  20. Mark says:

    Check out this interview. He didn’t even know what football was until Greg Sestero told him.

    http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/red-eye/blog/2013/11/08/star-room-goes-inside-cult-classic-0

  21. OH MY GOD I was a little skeptical about him being an alien cause I was like “Okay but seriously, why does his face look like a lizard?”
    But then I read something about ‘human behaviours’ and ’emotions’…and now I believe.
    this article http://www.vulture.com/2013/06/the-room-10th-anniversary-history.html has basically all the info from Wiseau himself

    Does this not sound..suspicious? “I conducted a lot of research, detailed work about human behavior, based on my environment. So I decided that I have this ‘concept,’ you know, about human behavior, and that’s where everything started.”

    Sounds odd huh? Conducting ‘research’? What kind of research I wonder, is it the typical stick-something-up-a-human-butt type research? And how would someone who supposedly is in the ‘leather jacket business’ going to be doing ‘research’ on the side? It just doesn’t add up!

    ”If you work, you have to save money, right? I didn’t get money from the sky. I was preparing, let’s put it this way.”
    WHAT WAS HE PREPARING FOR? And if he has a business where is it at yo, why doesn’t he tell us? And what if he actually did get money from the sky, it seems like a bit of a specific analogy if you ask me.

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